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Oh mom... [Sep. 6th, 2008|02:50 am]
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[Current Location |where else?]
[Current Mood |boredbored]

Today I paid my mom ten bucks to watch the "2 girls 1 cup" video. And let me tell you, her reaction was well worth it.
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AH sigh. [Aug. 24th, 2008|09:58 pm]
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[Current Location |my fortress of solitude]
[Current Mood |crazycrazy]
[Current Music |MGMT]

I am making a list of things I need/want to do, so that I am not just floating around being displeased with everything just because I am bored with my own life. (Not that everything isn't genuinely displeasing, because it is. But thinking about it just pisses me off. And pissed off boober is an unhappy boober.)

I want to:

take diving lessons again
unpack from moving back to mother's
throw away a bunch of stuff after I unpack
finally get around to adopting Maynard
lose 15 lbs (ha, fat chance. i did have to put that on here because i often am displeased over my bulk)
actually start taking pictures with my expensive camera (sexy pictures for smelly)
rid myself of credit card debt, and then move on to the medical bills
then save money to go on a solo cross country boober trip
finish mrs dalloway (ugh)
go to the zoo, dia, and science centers (detroit, ann arbor, and lansing.)
seduce lots of sexy men and women and then leave them heart broken
grow my hair long enough to have princess leia braids
learn how to ride my bike with my clip shoes without serious injury
have enough money to start rock climbing again
have enough money to do whatever i want
find khristy wilkenson and make her my new older sister
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drdrdrdrrrrr [Nov. 12th, 2007|09:51 pm]
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[Current Location |hell]
[Current Mood |indescribable]

I haven't written here in a long time. Moving to Hamtramck. I miss my smelly. People hate me. I hate me. I hate people. Uh. I have a lot to say, that I can't bring myself to say.
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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Feb. 21st, 2007|12:10 am]
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[Current Mood |crushedcrushed]

They killed off Sheriff Lamb on Veronica Mars and I am pissed. WTF
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2006|11:55 pm]
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[Current Mood |crazycrazy]

I spent half of my day in bed talking to my stuffed animals. Mr. Monkey, Cedar, Bunzuns and Brutus are the best friends ever. Mr. Monkey was happy about meeting a new friend, Chuggy G.
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WTF! OMG i did it [Nov. 8th, 2006|11:13 pm]
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[Current Mood |crazycrazy]

















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snoober bedroom dialogue [Oct. 23rd, 2006|04:44 pm]
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[Current Mood |okayokay]

Boober: How come when im on my period it always has to be all about you. Why can't we engage in mutual masturbation? I think its sexy...

Snorky: Uh... you can mutually suck my dick..
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I hate my sister and punk rock [Oct. 8th, 2006|04:04 pm]
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[Current Mood |blahblah]

My sister is a dirty little thief and won't stop stealing my things and lying about it.

I don't care what kind of punk artsy bullshit band you think you are, but spitting fake blood on a bunch of strangers isn't deep or cool or crazy. Everyone who thought that Christopher was out of line can suck a dick because those girls should have been slapped for pulling that shit. And assuming that everyone knows that they are going to do that because "thats just what we do" is crap. I guess next time I think about checking out a new band at a show ill have to find out if this or that random band has some asinine blood spitting routine before I decide to watch. SWEET!
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oops [Sep. 30th, 2006|09:54 pm]
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[Current Mood |draineddrained]

My vagina has been really stinky the past couple days, even after washing. Today I got worried and stuck my arm up there and there was a tampon lodged sideways in my vagina. It was really hard to get out and now I can't get the terrible smell off of my fingers.
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school and foot rot are back! [Sep. 5th, 2006|04:19 pm]
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[Current Mood |deviousdevious]

Last night I persuaded Scott to rent "Eight Below" from family video, which is a disney movie that tells the story of how a pack of sled dogs are trapped in antarctica for like 200 days. We really rented the movie to watch with mother, who I figured would get very emotional about these poor animals trapped in the arctic with no food, shelter, etc.. when in fact I was the one sobbing on the couch when the dogs start kicking the bucket. Anyway, I came to the realization that if it were eight children kicking the bucket instead of dogs, I probably wouldn't care, and I definitely wouldn't be crying....
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